So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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