I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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