Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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