Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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