the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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