oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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