My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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