What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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