i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
where are my eyebrows?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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