party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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