yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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