i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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