Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Woke up backwards on a recliner