i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I have post one night stand depression
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