That's intense
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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