If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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