i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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