You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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