No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he puts the penis in happiness.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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