they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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