why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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