If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Boobs are out for the taking
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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