I'm jealous of your bromance
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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