At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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