nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
