So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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