This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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