i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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