smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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