Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dear god my vagina.
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