This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Randomize
