so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
my poor anus
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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