Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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