im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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