He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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