We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
