just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
So squirting runs in the family.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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