Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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