My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
