last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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