It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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