S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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