why didn't you poke me back
I have demons in me.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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