i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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