Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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