Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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