So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we're making bets on your personal life
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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