She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
These tits shall not be calmed
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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