Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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