didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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