Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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