We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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