it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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