I've blown a few things in my day
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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