Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
