Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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