I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
