its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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