Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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