Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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